If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
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bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
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i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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I love this guy. This is such a beautiful story.
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—F. Scott Fitzgerald (via themoonflowers)
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im gonna cry this is my life in one sentence and ugh omg :(
this is about me guysss
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